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Shirt Demotivational Poster

CHE GUEVARA - Spreading capitalism one t shirt at a time since 1969

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Rating: 4.81/5

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maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:11 pm
You Got That One.


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Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++

RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!


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Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


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Rating: 4.19/5

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MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey

OTHER OPTIONS - May hurt a little at first... But she will thank you later


WEIRD NAME YOU HAVE - I've never head of anyone called "Ohmygodgetitoffme!!" before.

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Rating: 2.75/5

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Zealot - May 3, 2010, 2:27 pm
pic used recently
forseti - May 3, 2010, 7:00 am
i've HEAD of one...

RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come

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Rating: 2.14/5

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QUICKLY.. - You are in great danger, you must take that red shirt off immediately

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Rating: 2.33/5

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GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.

GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

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Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male assholes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


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Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt


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Rating: 4.44/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:10 am
double 5's, one set for the poster, the other for Laoch's comment.
Laoch - January 5, 2011, 12:02 am
You say "sparkling pink daisy of doom", I hear "muzzle flash".


THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!

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Rating: 2.45/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
Should say "I 8 Irish Boys"
LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
*sniff* She ate ALL of me Lucky Charms!


MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.

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Rating: 3.75/5

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Rating: 4.25/5

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enterthejoker - July 25, 2011, 7:40 pm
wtf? i want that t shirt!

SWEET - A Star Wars shirt!


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Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - July 12, 2010, 6:37 pm
Scotty never died... oh. Ahhhh...
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 7:20 pm

they died off because they had no sense of self preservation. you know...like kirk and spok check out the babe while the red shirt checks out the monster....argh.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:09 pm

Nah, dodo birds are extinct...all red shirts die, hence they are also extinct.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 5:49 pm
Oww that's rough. Reduces to saying grunts are dodos.

YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.

RELIGION - The abridged, t-shirt edition

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Rating: 3.05/5

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agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:45 pm
...it's hard to find sometimes. And like I said, I don't expect anyone to remember old posters, or for that matter, never even seen them. Except for retrochop. He often gets his pictures from this site on the same day or week that they were posted.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:43 pm
I'm more interested in plagiarism from other sites or exact copies from this one. You clearly make your posters from your own mind... I was just double-checking myself. Some users get upset when rejected "already been done" and they can't find the old one
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:42 pm
Searching for things isn't easy here because not everyone uses tags in abundance... so you'd have to search from what you remember the poster was about. It's inevitable that poster pictures will be reused....
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:39 pm
O've seen almost every poster here, forseti... and even for those who have, I don't expect anyone to remember them all. I don't remember them all, but my brain shoots up a flare when I see something I've seen before... then I try to locate it.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:30 am
uhh... i'm glad, that I didn't copied another one after that one two days ago. but btw: am I too dumb or is the search function not the best in the world?!? It only searchs the first word, right?
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Different. Ok.
Kitters - May 11, 2009, 11:22 pm
...I don't see, besides the heaven and hell portion... what this has to do with religion. Politics, yes. Religion... not so much.

JAMES "SCOTTY" DOOHAN - March 3 1920 - July 20 2005 Red Shirts always die, just sometimes of old age.

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Rating: 2.68/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.

INDECISION - It's frustrating when she can't make her mind up

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Rating: 1.5/5

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Bacon -

IN GOOD COMPANY - I don't let it bother me. She hates all of them.

IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?

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Rating: 4.14/5

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SHIRT WITHOUT END - It must be a win !!!

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Rating: 3.63/5

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Cubbybear - April 28, 2010, 9:16 pm
Will Wheaton will always be that kid in Stand By Me who had a FAT one....Ditto on the Curse
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Wesley Crusher 1.0
aegit - April 28, 2010, 8:33 pm
Just find it over the web...
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
Curse you, Will Wheaton!!
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:25 pm

a tunnel shirt (in this case a good tunnel)


UNHAPPY - if you need me ill be drowning in the shower


RULES? - Thats a funny way of spelling dinner.

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Rating: 3.81/5

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canada - July 14, 2009, 8:37 am
i didn't use any Photoshop
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
You have the Photoshop 1.0

WHAT!!! -

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Rating: 3.5/5

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getoffyourhighhorse - December 31, 2014, 5:16 pm
The text on the t-shirt is wittier than the weak demotivational slogan.

ROLE REVERSAL - This time the Zebra ate the Lion...or two...not more than three.

RED SHIRT - red shirt last garment you will ever wear

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Rating: 3.06/5

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Narutarded - December 29, 2009, 10:24 pm
Scotty and Uhura were the exceptions that proved the rule.
Bartimaeus - December 29, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah, but he never left the ship.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:07 pm
Wasn't Scotty a red-shirt?

HULK HOGAN - Hating T-Shirts Since 1982

Scotty -

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Rating: 2.38/5

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Tyr - August 29, 2008, 1:46 am
How often did Scotty leave the Enterprise?

JESUS - He plays hockey, too.

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Rating: 2.34/5

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moooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2009, 2:07 am
Jesus can't play hockey. He keeps getting nailed to the boards (old joke. yeah I know)


ALS Ice Bucket Challenge -

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Rating: 4.83/5

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DENIAL - The t-shirt industry counts on it.

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Rating: 4.42/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:48 am
haha...not magnetisim...gravity



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Rating: 4.22/5

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abrams16 - July 19, 2010, 12:53 pm
Awesome where can I order one?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 5:27 am
Wink wink, forseti!
forseti - July 18, 2010, 5:13 am
Got a cap with opener. it sucks. real men open a bottle with any object available! :D


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Rating: 4/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 9:06 am
Thai proverb: Man who walks through turnstile sideways is sure to Bangkok.


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Rating: 3.57/5

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Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
It was... Then I became a horny simpleton and the girls began to find sluttiness a means of fun. Gah, who am I kidding, Christmas is still the greatest.. *childlike glee* Not by much, though.
aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:04 pm
this joke will run long in motifake history

I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE LESBIANS - And all I got was up this lousy mannequin's T-shirt.

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Rating: 3.08/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:30 pm
Crude, but I like it. So, sue me.

RELIGION - Finally, a church that's relevant to a MotiFaker's interests.

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Rating: 3/5

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Narutarded - January 27, 2009, 9:10 pm
Nah... Like I said when I joined up, he does the posters, I do the smart-ass comments.
Porcelina - January 27, 2009, 5:19 pm
You should have submitted it under your name so you could get some under your belt!
Narutarded - January 22, 2009, 2:29 am
Thanks, P!!! I finally came up with an idea for a MotiFake, and Briton was kind enough to submit it for me.
Porcelina - January 21, 2009, 8:55 pm
:D This is so full of win

DEATH VS LOVE - Man in red shirt = Scotty or dead Woman in red shirt = Uhura or love interest

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Rating: 1.67/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 8:27 pm
Wait until I get some chocolate chip cookies. I haven't had any in a while, and I'd hate to face the mind shattering apocalypse brought about by you and the elder gods without having some,
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 6:51 pm
You know, the poster was just fine without your little addition. I might just destroy reality for this.

Afford? -

Fashion -

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Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - February 11, 2014, 5:43 pm
Na, But someone should tell him that Spandex is a responsibility not a right. That's plain terrifying!!

Dry Clean Only -

demotivation -

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Rating: 4.95/5

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chickenlittle - February 6, 2014, 11:46 pm
Thanks Gary and MissP! :)
GaryO - February 6, 2014, 10:32 am
love this'n. Been missin' yer stuff, little chikin
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:57 am
So 5L true...now move outta my way sonny!

THIS - ...is why we DO NOT allow personal pictures.

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Rating: 4.92/5

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Bull - August 20, 2012, 9:16 pm
Holy Crap!! LOL!! those arms remind me of that one guy on Scary Movie 2 ..
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Lack of use I'm guessin'(leave it alone mord). Thanks for the vote and glad it made your day!
rerun - August 20, 2012, 8:02 pm

OMG, I am laughing so hard I am chocking. What happened to my arms?

Duhmentia T-Shirts -


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Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - September 26, 2013, 9:07 am
Very nice LG, I gave this 5L's yesterday. Powerful and sad.
maoworks2 - September 26, 2013, 7:56 am
Thank You 5L .


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Rating: 4/5

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DonQ - May 25, 2013, 10:58 am
What`s so sacred about this murderous commie pig?
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2013, 5:08 pm
Is nothing sacred??

GREYBEARDS - Shirtless, buffed and ready for summer.


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Sean - June 25, 2009, 4:32 pm
Love it RON. And the dude was probably ratted out by an agnostic!
Haarakkon - June 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Very nice. The militant wing of the SA strikes yet again.
RON - June 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
ATHEISM...You,re not a true atheist unless you have a recurring dream in which you are about to be kicked to death by Christians.



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bob chin - July 7, 2009, 9:56 am
Which is why I rarely look in a mirror. It's bad enough that I feel the need to shave and have to look at my mug to do that. And I do have the Love/Hate thing going on. I love the shed I have built over my "tool",I hate that I have to stand sideways 2C it


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Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:26 am
I meant Dr. Obvious
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:21 am
Lol cpt Obvious... he knows
Doc - September 28, 2009, 8:10 am
or... Google "Reverse Cowgirl"
LogicDude - March 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
Excellent pun-ology!!!

MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - This Is The One We're Looking For

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Rating: 3.08/5

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CHANGE - Maybe you should start with your diet ?

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Honesty -

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blake - August 4, 2009, 2:48 am
That's Ronnie Coleman. He lifts light weights and peanuts.
Logic Man - June 24, 2009, 6:04 pm
That picture is a "Before" picture. He is the "After" picture. That is what happens when a semi-buff white retarded dude drinks Barry Bonds' blood and sits in the sun for 72 hours straight.
That bloke - October 9, 2008, 11:11 am
Those aren't muscles. They are pockets of cool trapped in his body
Some Guy - June 10, 2008, 5:27 pm
He is so cool that he has to wear that as a buffer to keep his coolness from reaching critical mass.
Sean - April 20, 2008, 12:29 am
Can anyone explain how it is that that shirt ended up on a dude who, let's face it, can shit coolness? There's got to be some explanation ... WTF is not always a rhetorical question.

RED SHIRTS - Scotty wears a red shirt he doesn't die

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Rating: 1.8/5

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Toussaint - February 24, 2009, 8:38 pm
Yes, he was traveling on the USS Jenolan when the ship encountered a Dyson sphere. He saved himself in a transporter loop. He was rescued 75 yrs later by the Enterprise-D.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:36 pm
Then re-appears as an old man on "The Next Generation." Right?
Anonymous - October 17, 2008, 5:56 pm
Scotty doesn't die, he just fades in a shimmer of a transporter beam for future use...
jimfromtx - July 26, 2008, 2:22 am
Plus, he's got a plot shield, being a main character. Main characters *almost* never die. Key word almost.
Burn - April 14, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah, but that's only because he never beams his fat ass down to the planet with the rest of the red shirts...

home for the holdays -

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Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 11, 2014, 9:37 am
5er funny
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:21 am
HAH! Love sweatshirt man! 5L/fav

Tragedy -

Shirt -

Hey, Feminists! -


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Rating: 4.5/5

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T-SHIRT - 100% Spandex


drip-dry -